“The Perfection of Evolution”
“It was a disturbing scene” say police.
“I just love dancing.”
Brian Taylor buys properties either side of Rory Sloane’s parents house to ensure he doesn’t interfere in upcoming contract negotiations
“It’s a good time to buy. Wowee.”
Adelaide Crows E-Sports Team Suspected in Brutal Murder of Random Richmond Fans in Call of Duty Team Deathmatch
“We’ve never seen such a killstreak” say police.
Adelaide Crows midfielder Hugh Greenwood opens up about his decision to personally fill the team’s water bottles with Holy Water
“Love thy pill”
“If I’m going to have the same name as another AFL player, I want to be better than them”
“I can still dominate the centre clearances”
“Wow a real squat rack”