Port Adelaide coach Kenneth Hinkley has demanded David Koch provide him with a scientific calculator ahead of tomorrow’s Showdown as he prepares to adjust his signature post game celebration depending on the […]
“I’ve never seen anything like this” said one WAG
The death toll continues to rise.
“I am popular” he said.
Local accountant and Crows tragic Jonny Rundle has turned to a combination of statistics, intuition and advanced excel spreadsheets as he calculates the equation required for the Crows to make finals. Speaking […]
Joel Selwood has progressed through to the final of the World Diving Championships after a nervous evening at the AFL Tribunal. Selwood faced a tough challenge to progress, with the Victorian-centric tribunal […]
Adelaide Crows star Rory Sloane has been voted the Greatest Man Alive after signing a five year deal with the club. Sloane, who was tipped by many Victorian based journalists to be […]
“It didn’t get any better than that.. and it doesn’t get any worse than this.”
Reflecting on the impact that one man has had on our club
‘Chalk that one up to me fellas.”