‘Cop that Triple J’
“I don’t give a rats tossbag”
“They are not popular”
“The Perfection of Evolution”
“It was a disturbing scene” say police.
“I just love dancing.”
Brian Taylor buys properties either side of Rory Sloane’s parents house to ensure he doesn’t interfere in upcoming contract negotiations
“It’s a good time to buy. Wowee.”
Adelaide Crows E-Sports Team Suspected in Brutal Murder of Random Richmond Fans in Call of Duty Team Deathmatch
“We’ve never seen such a killstreak” say police.
Adelaide Crows midfielder Hugh Greenwood opens up about his decision to personally fill the team’s water bottles with Holy Water
“Love thy pill”