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Nonna puts horse head in Don Pyke’s bed

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Nonna Gallucci has taken the dramatic step of having a horse head placed in Donato Pyke’s bed whilst he slept, as a warning over the Crows recent form.

The Sicilian matriarch said that she felt she had no choice after Donato refused her request to pick her Grandson Jordy ahead of Lachy Murphy.

“You know, I am a forgiving woman” Nonna said. “But Donato, he cross me for the last time.”

Sources close to the family understand that the horse head was also a warning to the fourth year coach.

“You know that in Adelaide, if the Crows miss finals two years in a row, the coach.. he sleep with the fishes.”

“I like Donato more than I liked that Brenton Sanderson. But I won’t hesitate to give him some cement boots if that’s what needs to be done.”

More to come

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