Adelaide Crows fan Oliver Kingsford has today launched a “Pyke for PM” campaign encouraging voters at the upcoming Federal election to elect coach Don Pyke.
The movement is founded on the basis that such a result would ensure Pyke could not longer act as Adelaide head coach.
“I have announced this campaign fully aware of the consequences” said Kingsford. “Pyke as PM may ruin the country, but at least it would help the Crows.”
Kingsford explains that the push is not just limited to Pyke.
“I also want Camporeale to be appointed as Australia’s ambassador to Iraq. Ben Hart can go and work as a diplomat at some loser country for all I care.”
As long as they are out there ruining the lives of ordinary folk and not ruining the Crows, I’ll be a happy man.