Tory overtakes KimYe as worlds most loved celeb couple


Adelaide celebrity couple ‘Tory’ has today overtaken world famous Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as the globes most beloved celebrity couple.

Tory – real names Taylor and Rory – rose to prominence individually through their starring roles in various Friday night thrillers, before finally confirming their union today through a statement by their management.

Tabloid outlets around the country went into meltdown following the announcement that the two were officially a couple, with many calling it the best union since Darren Jarman and sausage rolls.

The revelation has also squashed rumors that Rory had been involved with a three way tryst with co stars Rory Laird and Rory Atkins, affectionaly nicknamed RoRoRoRyRyRy.

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