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Tory overtakes KimYe as worlds most loved celeb couple

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Adelaide celebrity couple ‘Tory’ has today overtaken world famous Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as the globes most beloved celebrity couple.

Tory – real names Taylor and Rory – rose to prominence individually through their starring roles in various Friday night thrillers, before finally confirming their union today through a statement by their management.

Tabloid outlets around the country went into meltdown following the announcement that the two were officially a couple, with many calling it the best union since Darren Jarman and sausage rolls.

The revelation has also squashed rumors that Rory had been involved with a three way tryst with co stars Rory Laird and Rory Atkins, affectionaly nicknamed RoRoRoRyRyRy.

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