Local man endures dysfunctional relationship with CrowMania girl to access 15% staff discount

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A local Adelaide man has revealed to his friends that the only reason he continues to date his current girlfriend is due to the staff discount she can access as an employee of CrowMania. 

Jacob Tate-Pryor, a lifelong supporter of the Crows, met Sue Farrington while attempting to purchase an Elliot Himmelberg badge from the CrowMania stall at an Adelaide Oval match this year.

“They didn’t have any in stock, but she said she would be able to order some in for me. So I gave her my number to get in contact and things blossomed from there.”

“Except they didn’t really blossom. It turns out that she only works at CrowMania because it’s a steady well paying job, not because she has an unhealthy obsession with the team like I do.”

“Then I found out she doesn’t really even like footy. She’s a lovely girl but that is a deal breaker for me.

Jacob says that even though he knows he should end things, it’s really not an appropriate time right now.

“I know that we don’t have a long future ahead of us, but with Christmas coming up I can’t ignore those discounts. I’ve got my eye on a Rory Laird 3D figurine.”

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