SECONDS after signing with Carlton, Mitch McGovern shred into a thousand pieces as the conceptual art piece was triggered.
Gasps were heard from the likes of Bendon Bolton and Stephen Silvagni as McGovern – a form of Dadaistic Art, born from a disgust for social, political and cultural order – became worthless to the 2018 wooden spooners
The Crows, whose history of artistic anarchy includes hiring Steven Trigg as CEO and the Balfours–Tippet Saga, confirmed their involvement soon after.
Speaking exclusively to the West Lakes Journal, Chairman, Rob Chapman said: “This is about undermining power structures within the AFL and bringing attention to the superficiality of the Victorian Biased world we operate in.
And it’s also about winning each trade.
At the end of the day we would’ve been happy with a packet of crisps…
So receiving pick 13 and Shane McAdam for McGovern becomes the best outcome.
El Chapo wins again!”
More to come.