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Breaking: Crows discuss shock trade for Wingard

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We’d love him to stay at Port so that he can continue coasting and never reach his true potential

Those are the words of Adelaide Crows list manager Justin Reid when asked whether the club would consider chasing the cross town rival.

“We have no interest in Chad. We’re about to trade for Tyson Stengle who could be every bit as good as Wingard. No one knows because no one has ever seen him play.”

“If it helps you get clicks though feel free to put up a photo of Wingard and Tommy Doedee. We wouldn’t trade Tommy in a million years.”

“Seeya fellas.”

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