“Why Donato, Why?”
Premier Steven Marshall has put South Australia on the highest alert following the delisting of Kyle Cheney from the Adelaide Crows. As news broke earlier this evening that Cheney would not have […]
“It’s so thirsty” she said.
“How are you Nonna?” Don said
Gallucci immune to cramps as tests reveal abnormally high sodium levels from Nonna Gallucci’s sauce.
“Nonna know what’s best for him” she said
Adelaide Crows young gun Jordan Gallucci has today built up the nerve to tell his Nonna that he won’t be able to make sauce day this year – a revelation that has […]
Several Adelaide based adult dancers have today been humiliated after scandalous revelations that they had performed for Port Magpies utility Jack Watts. Leaked text messages have revealed Watts’ passions for swimming and […]
Former Adelaide and West Coast player Tyson Stenglein has used his new found relevance to ask you if you’re happy with how your body looks and whether you’d like to buy some […]
Adelaide Crows key forward Josh ‘Big Daddy’ Jenkins has seen his contract value greatly diminished today as the AFL announced it would not be pursuing changes to expand the size of the […]
SECONDS after signing with Carlton, Mitch McGovern shred into a thousand pieces as the conceptual art piece was triggered. Gasps were heard from the likes of Bendon Bolton and Stephen Silvagni as […]