McGovern quits in solidarity with Ben Jarman and Jackson Edwards

Screen Shot 2018-06-12 at 8.14.37 PM

Adelaide forward Mitch McGovern has taken a stand against tyranny, sensationally quitting the club in solidarity with delisted pair Ben Jarman and Jackson Edwards.

Edwards and Jarman, the first father-son picks that Adelaide has drafted, were stunningly delisted earlier this afternoon after just one and two years on the list respectively.

McGovern was said to be incensed when he heard the news, saying the delistings were more treacherous than Peter Dutton and Tony Abbott’s plot against deposed Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

“If Burton thinks that I’m going to sit down and shut up while my brother are oppressed, he should think again.”

“The war is coming. I’m prepared. Are you?”

McGovern has a history of political activism, having last year sat out the AFL Grand Final as a protest against the ongoing humanitarian crisis on Nauru.

It is understood that the Crows will seek to trade McGovern to Carlton, ensuring that he will never play finals again.


Categories: Uncategorized

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s