Kyle Cheney Named As Cover Of AFL EVOLUTION 2019


DASHING ginger, Kyle Cheney, has today been named as the poster boy for Tru Blu Entertainment’s video game AFL EVOLUTION 2019.

To be launched in August, a spokesperson for the AFL and the AFL Players Association has this to say: “After captaining them through the AFLX, it was a fuckin’ no brainer.”

“There is no one more marketable in the league right now.”

It is believed that as part of the games new features, players will be able to experience a day in the life of Kyle, as he wakes up, goes for a walk, and catches up for lunch with friends.

Cheney – or ‘The Flying Ginger Crotchman’ as he is affectionately known by the ladies – is hoping to make the trip to Perth this week to replace fellow carrot-top, Tom Lynch.

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