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Studies show Adelaide is the best place to raise a child.

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Multiple studies from world renowned researchers have found that Adelaide is the best city in which to raise a child, with Melbourne rating a surprising last on the list of over 10,000 cities and municipal centres world wide. 

While Adelaide performed strongly in cost of living, ease of access, weather, culture, sporting prowess and all round good bloke-ism, researchers found that children raised in Melbourne were more likely to display a hatred of surfing and dogs, as well as be more likely to express tendencies to join Islamic State.

Lead researcher Tim Prance said that the results were important for the ongoing development of children in Australia.

“Someone get this info in front of Rory and Belinda Sloane as fast as possible.”

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